20 funniest tweets from parents this week

Not you AND your baby!" My 7YO said she cant go to school cause her tummy hurts, and the only thing which will make her feel better is playing Roblox. My son's favorite meal is what he calls 'mommy toast' which is when I make him toast but I have to pretend it's for me and he steals it off my plate, The annoying thing about being a woman is you have to wear your makeup every day, or never. So anyway, he's my new therapist. Im pretty sure they were running a kitchen shop yesterday so Im very concerned about their legitimacy. from the couch. Have a good weekend everybody! Wait, you might be asking yourself, are parents really funny? 6 pointed out a tree and asked if it was deciduous. Thats what keeps the joints gliding. To that end, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on Twitter every week to spread the joy. 5yo: NO I DOOOOONT *tantrums harder*. They started fighting. One thing Ive never understood about being a parent is how I can go to work and still find a kids sock in my coat pocket. ", I never really appreciated being able to just easily bend down and pick up things when I was younger, The 5yo lost one of her toys and was looking all over the house and I finally found it and brought it up to her room and said whos the best mommy in the world? and that kid looked me dead in the eye and said grandma., Parenting tip: never, ever move the car seat. The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week (Dec. 31-Jan. 6) "My husband's version of helping out with the kids is yelling 'COME ON, GUYS!' from the couch." By Caroline Bologna Jan 6, 2023, 04:27 PM EST Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. One week post baby and I keep panicking for a second because I realize I havent felt the baby move in a long time. "My kids sure do make a lot of plans for being people who don't know how to drive themselves anywhere. ". I just want to believe in anything as much as my 5yo, who after seeing 1/16 of an inch of snow outside, now believes Christmas is coming in February. Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. Only one of us thinks this is funny. My parenting style can best be described as whatever works in the moment, My kids think the LMFAO song is Im 16 and I know it, so now theyre singing it but swapping in their own ages, my daughter just dyed her hair turquoise and apparently has no idea that she's subjected herself to months of me asking if she's still feeling blue, I bet itd be nice to be as rich as my kids clearly think I am. Kids today are able to text their moms when they need to be picked up. [After dropping a container of blueberries all over the floor] 8 y/o: See! Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. My toddler said "I feel drinky" and yeah girl, same. I'm getting popcorn. Very frustrated. I know my 4yo found the gallon of ice cream I bought because I heard him yell across the house YES WE GOT A FULL TANK OF ICE CREAM!!. This morning my son asked me to turn up the lights and his sister said why dont you do it yourself so I think shes ready for marriage now. Feels like the solution is to leave her in the woods. My sons friend came over for dinner. Me: My wife got me a telescope for Christmas.Neighbor: Nice. Here are some of the best tweets I've come across this week. Still laughing about the time I was less than 2 days postpartum and I tweeted that my 36 hour old daughter and I were watching Bones in the hospital and someone tried to lecture me that children under 2 should have zero screen time. Just watched our 5 month-old roll from front-to-back-to-front, and Im suddenly keenly aware that OMG THEYRE GOING TO START MOVING SOON AND EVERYTHING IN OUR HOUSE IS A DEATHTRAP. his cart showed $984.31 and i acted as if i had to defuse a bomb. All I need is 16 hours of complete solitude, three meals, two snacks, four cups of tea, and time to read the whole Internet twice and Im ready to take on the day for a good 15 minutes before going back to bed. A birth control commercial with a kid in the backseat screaming WHATS THAT and a driving parent yelling I CANT SEE WHAT YOURE POINTING AT repeat until everyone is crying, Rule #1 of the parenting code: it is now acceptable to use baby wipes to clean everything. Whenever my kid is about to do something hes not supposed to he says, dont look at me, and thats how I know hes not cut out for a life of crime. Thank you for following us on this journey. Wishing you all a happy and healthy weekend! It's my daughter's birthday today, so naturally she woke me up at 5 am instead of 6 am to guarantee I was the first one to wish her Happy Birthday. You really showed that glass! By entering your email and clicking Sign Up, you're agreeing to let us send you customized marketing messages about us and our advertising partners. She is a proud Gen Xer, ENFP, Leo, Diet Coke enthusiast, and champion of the Oxford Comma. There is a lot to process with this new parental verification on my childs iPad. My 8yo keeps referring to the Statue of Puberty instead of the Statue of Liberty, and I'll never call it anything else ever again. My kid sure has a lot of opinions about string cheese for someone whos only been around for 4 years. Me: its time to goKids: wait. 5 min read Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the. Secretly bending the hose your kid is using so the water stops flowing then suggesting that the hose must be broken and encouraging them to look inside as you release the pressure and set Old Faithful off in their face makes you a dad. pic.twitter.com/fCE3Wkp1XS, Nothing like your child waking you up in the night because her stuffed unicorn is looking at her funny. Jan. 23, 2023, 7:30 AM PST / Source: TODAY. Apparently we are going to try being a family that rolls all of our towels. WAIT, IS A WOLF GOING TO EAT THEM? Afterwards the 11yo says, "Thanks for the life lesson, but I'll never drive a gas car," 13yo says, "This is like the time you showed us how a pay phone works." A tambourine concert while you're on the toilet is one of the things you'll never be ready for. please send well wishes to my teenager after he endured only 15 hours of sleep he was forced to wake up at the crack of lunchtime to do 2 hours of school in his pajamas. "My husbands version of helping out with the kids is yelling 'COME ON, GUYS!' Every week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on Twitter to spread the joy. Sometimes they can be downright hilarious. My 4yo asked me what Im getting him for my birthday tomorrow. I'd be happy with 10 pounds! My 3-year-old said she wished we had a pet. My twins opened a hairdresser, told me my hair was like camel fur said they have no availability until July and I had to pay them 60 billion anyway. You will need a ton of stuff, you just wont know what it is until you desperately need it at 2am and then you will order it online. Jun 24, 2022, 09:46 AM EDT Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. She tries to hit the baby and it tries to hit back. 8: Hold that grape while I cut it.6: Ok! I had no idea so I told her it was a swear word and never to say it again, the best decision i ever made was not buying fancy baby gear-my kids are 6 and 9 and have zero idea that they got pushed around in their cousins old stroller and now i have more money to buy them endless bags of goldfish crackers. Still laughing about the time I was less than 2 days postpartum and I tweeted that my 36 hour old daughter and I were watching Bones in the hospital and someone tried to lecture me that children under 2 should have zero screen time. My 7yo, "I wanted to go out to eat with you! Took my daughter and her best friend to dinner and a show with endless snacks and sodas but we didnt get ice cream afterwards so naturally this night will forever be known as that night you didnt get us ice cream., 80% of parenting is trying not to laugh when youre supposed to be mad. When I was a kid, my mom dropped me off at the mall and I had to wait until cellphones were invented and sold at the mall to text her to pick me up. "80% of parenting is trying not to laugh when youre supposed to be mad". My toilet is smoking. I didnt listen. My daughter has an Instagram account now. A birth control commercial with a kid in the backseat screaming WHATS THAT and a driving parent yelling I CANT SEE WHAT YOURE POINTING AT repeat until everyone is crying. The worst part of leaving the grocery store is the text from your wife asking if you are still at the store as you drive away. [COMMERCIAL ON TV] Me, as a kid: Hey, I have that toy! my five year old would like to inform everyone she consumed mushrooms in her stir fry this evening and will now cease to exist. In fact, just pretend like theyre wearing a wire at all times. My kids knew that. unless theres ice cream later. Spring Break is imminent, and there's nothing you can do about it. Lets see if I can actually get him there on time. The Charmin' Carmen (@Charmin_Carmen) January 11, 2023. You are also agreeing to our Terms of Service and Privacy Policy. My husband had something delivered to the house, so I opened it.I am screaming pic.twitter.com/mI0w6ggaCc. My girls made plans to go out to eat at a pretend restaurant, and my 5yo showed up with her baby. For an optimal experience visit our site on another browser. My kid could break a window and they would be like, "Way to go, buddy! My kids love taking turns, for example, they take turns pushing down the garbage so neither one of them has to take it out. Janene #1 Why is this so true Get your kid a hamper so they have something to throw their dirty clothes near. So each week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on Twitter to spread the joy. Im a vegetarian so I cook my own thing. 8-year-old: Do you have a favorite kid?Me: That would be like you having a favorite parent.8: It's Mom. I think the reason it's cloudy is because the sun wanted to sleep longer.-my 4yo, the meteorologist. People who don't have kids, what's it like to go an entire day without someone asking you, "What's your favorite dinosaur?". Activities outside of your home cost money, and only iPads will satiate them when they're at home. 5 min read. "My toddler said 'I feel drinky' and yeah girl, same. AGAIN. Follow her on Twitter and Instagram. #17 Wouldn't that be nice? Tried to help my 9yo with math homework and decided Id be more successful baptizing a cat. The road to parental sanity is paved with all of the things you swore you'd never do if you ever have kids of your own. When you find something fun and exciting for them to do, they also get bored. To that end, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on Twitter every week to spread the joy. You can have kids or you can have a complete set of silverware. Be sure to follow these tweeters for an A+ TL! When I die just place a note on my casket for my kids that says yes, theres a $20 in my wallet.. IE 11 is not supported. 25 Funny and Relatable Tweets About Raising Boys, 20 Hilarious Tweets That Capture the Reality of Working in Retail or Customer Service. 6: am i made of yolk?me:6: my friend said we come from eggs so did i come from the white or the yellow?me: ahhgo ask your father. Tomorrows dress up day for my kids school is throwback to the 2000s. Pardon me while I go grab my walker. So excited for my kids to go back to school and I especially like the part where they bring home a new illness for the next month. These are the moms and dads who made us laugh out loud. I dont care anymore if hes singing Old McDonald in this Safeway. Him: how do you take your coffee?Me: in large quantities, Autocorrect changed Hows your day? to Hows your fat? in a message to my wife and THANK GOD I caught it. It's time to grab the beverage of your choice, shove the pile of clean laundry off your side of the bed, and settle in for a laugh with your fellow parents! So each week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on Twitter to spread the joy. Sign up to follow me here! These are the moms and dads who made us laugh out loud. We serve 6 different types of potatoes, everyone brings their books, and we read.Genius! 13-year-old with cerebral palsy is on a mission to inspire others. Is there actually a parent out there setting her alarm 20 minutes before the kids wake up just so she can have hot coffee and peace or is that just a myth like the unicorn or the kid who listens? Youngest child: Here are the 7 pictures of me as a child. Whenever ppl are like I dont mind kids in public, I just think parents should teach them to behave I want to be like do you understand just getting my toddler dressed and out the door already made me cry twice? You are also agreeing to our Terms of Service and Privacy Policy. Top 20 Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week Another week and and another round of funny tweets from parents! My 5yos lunch bag came home yesterday with a bunch of noodles on it. Wishing you all a good weekend! Part of HuffPost Parenting. Sign up to follow me here! Janene #1 Ok, that's adorable My 3-year-old said she wished we had a pet. Janene #1 Ouch! Allison Slater Tate is a freelance writer and editor in Florida specializing in parenting and college admissions. "Take your kids to visit a new place with lots of things to see so they can complain about the snacks at the hotel. pic.twitter.com/ATTTKhNeOq. pic.twitter.com/LaYESO0aC8, I had a really annoying day. You will need it in some years when your son is the most annoying person you know in the world", I asked my daughter to clean the bathroom and she yelled BUT I JUST CLEANED IT TWO DAYS AGO so shes ready for adulthood, My 7 yr old now ends sentences with bada-bing and all of a sudden his outfits all feature a silk tie with matching pocket square. My 4yo pronounces peanut butter as "peed-a-butter" and that is now how that is pronounced from here on in, and I will not be taking questions on the matter. Please keep my heartbroken toddler in your thoughts because I vacuumed up some crumbs from the floor that he was apparently very attached to. Apparently this was a gross miscalculation on my part, Forgot to wear a hazmat suit when cleaning out my sons backpack this morning and now I need a tetanus shot, Once I finished assembling the bookshelf my 7YO said, give your-shelf a pat on the back for a great jobNow, shes the Worlds Best Dad, My son just woke up from his nap SOBBING and I asked what was the matter and he said, still crying, I love trains.. Here are some of my favorite quips from this week. How do I get my child to stop playing with my belly fat in public? This baby in the mirror is real trouble. I put together a new Hot Wheels set with my 5yo and he said he was so excited that he might start crying! 2023 BuzzFeed, Inc. All rights reserved. The Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (March 2, 2023) - Funny memes that "GET IT" and want you to too. ", My kid just turned 4 so I keep telling her things like: 4 year olds always clean up their toys after their done playing, and 4 year olds always eat everything on their plateso far its working but I suspect my time is limited. Im on a business trip and I get this text from my husband, I think the kids have hidden a hotdog in the house, but I cant find it. You are also agreeing to our Terms of Service and Privacy Policy. I got-Me: I know. Whether your child is two or 12, there's a funny relatable tweet out there to make you realize you're not alone. Someone cut me off and I gave them the finger and my 7yo asked what it means so I said it means you can go ahead of me so you can guess what happened at school line up yesterday. -my 4yo threatening me. My 6-year-old: I can't sleepMe: If you count sheep jumping over a fence, it can relax your mind6: What color are the sheep? One week post baby and I keep panicking for a second because I realize I havent felt the baby move in a long time. V punk obviously but otherwise, truly fucked me up. My kids are piercing their baby dolls' ears, and after much debate they decided against lip rings because - and I quote - ' , ' 10. I worried my 2-year-old would be scared of the thunder but he wasnt because hes too busy.. Youngest child: Here are the 7 pictures of me as a child. Turn it off! 5 year old: can you breathe on the moon?me: no, there's no oxygen5 year old: what if you had an oxygen tank?me: then yes5 year old: what if the oxygen tank was empty?me: then no5 year old: what if you refilled it with oxygen?me: is someone paying you to do this? Top 20 Best Tweets From Funny Mom and Teacher Katie D. Top 15 Funny and Relatable Tweets From Women This Past Week, 20 Funny and Relatable Marriage Tweets That Prove Opposites Attract, What does love mean? Hilarious and Heartwarming Answers From Kids. Here are some of the best quips I've come across this week. Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. Because, you know, it was a really good box. Probably something gross like last time. Grandparents are the ultimate hype people. I dont buy tupperware containers, I steal them from my parents house like an adult, 4yo, crying hot tears of frustration into her waffle: "I. Sign up to follow me here! Do you love humor and heartwarming stories? Wishing you all a good weekend! James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) January 9, 2023. Do tons of activities with your toddler on Saturday, let them stay up late and really wear them out so they still wake up at 4:30 on Sunday morning. Like obviously the answer is yes. One thing older parents always say to new parents when you have a baby is you dont need a lot of stuff! and Im here to tell you this is wrong. Here are some of my favorite quips from this week. I like to think Im good with money but I found $20 in my pocket and immediately bought something that was $56. Jessie (@mommajessiec). i have failed you. Part of HuffPost Parenting. Top 20 Best Tweets From Parents This Week Another week and and another round of great tweets from parents! Until I became a parent I had not seen another human cry cause they were not the first one to fart in the new year. The mess is obviously frustrating, but Im mostly confused because I didnt send him to school with any noodles. You might be lucky enough to take the week off of work, but even if you get that, you must find something to keep your kids occupied. Oh look, its the time of night when I make all the wrong dietary choices. Janene #1 LOL that is every parent of a little kid right now PARENTING PSA: All 4th-graders are narcs. When it's a shark, you'll hear a tuba. While in the tumble dryer a pair of my knickers got stuck to the Velcro pocket on my sons trousers and, when wearing the trousers, he didnt notice until hed walked to the bus stop, gone on the bus, and walked from the other stop to college. - Parents, everywhere, I need to buy a teacher gift that says, "I'm sorry my son hit you in the face with a shoe.". Picked up my sons from school and stopped to get gas, invited them to get out of the car and learn how to do it. Kids are terrifying. Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. It was so cute that he thought it was for him. Scroll down to read the latest batch, and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more! I dont know much about parenting, but I know theres a goldfish cracker under your couch right now. When your kids get too old to bring home school fundraisers, the second half of your life begins. My toxic trait is I want to work out once and lose 100 lbs. "Accidentally put grown-up toothpaste on my toddlers toothbrush and he screamed like I was cleaning his teeth with a Carolina Reaper dipped in Tabasco sauce. WANT. Janene #1 Similar to the "they don't make batteries for that toy anymore" trick My cousin had a baby and my father is giving advice on fatherhood. 8: It's Mom. We just need to figure out what to do with the other one now, My kid made me a gift and then sternly warned me dont lose it, I want to put it on your body when youre dead, so I have that to look forward to. Part of HuffPost Parenting. My mom suggested I drive carpool to hear about my teens life & now Im stuck driving around rank raging hormone bags who say things like did you and Jenny finally [sends text] and Im like DID YOU AND JENNY FINALLY WHAT? Oldest child: Here are 100 pictures of me as a baby eating oatmeal. Accidentally put grown-up toothpaste on my toddlers toothbrush and he screamed like I was cleaning his teeth with a Carolina Reaper dipped in Tabasco sauce. 7 showed me things he wanted to buy on amazon. MORNING. Because shes in the livingroom. Is it leave her in the woods? I dont know why they call it a geriatric pregnancy. I got mad. I cannot possibly leave without my emotional support toothpick but I dont know where it is. Wife: *Gives me her password to log into one of her accounts*Me: Nice work with picking a random password.Wife: Its our anniversary. Get the latest funniest memes and keep up what is going on in the meme-o-sphere. The 20 Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week Another week and and another round of funny tweets! Wishing you all a happy and healthy weekend! We had a long drive this weekend but thank god my kid had a story that lasted all 4 hours so we didnt get bored. 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