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One day while driving along, he saw a priest. A booming voice welcomes them as they walk through the doors. The Percy family owned land in the Tottenham area. "Climb in, Father. Why do ducks fly over White Hart Lane upside down? Have something to tell us about this article? English League Cup winner. The Spurs boss was in a jovial mood as he collected his award despite a . English Supercup Winner. While Spurshibernated as a mid-table side through most of the 90's, they broke through as a consistent top-half club in the early 2000's and began consistently challenging for European places, starting in 2010, with a fourth-placefinish. A 2-1 comeback win over Rangers saw Spurs lift the trophy - but fans on. Alvaro Rodriguez: Have Madrid unearthed their own Haaland? They have come close but always seem to fall at the final step. Spurs Trophies & Honours | Tottenham Hotspur Club Honours Club Honours Year By Year White Hart Lane Legends The 1901 FA Cup winning team Major Honours Football League Champions: 1950/1951, 1960/1961 The FA Cup Winners: 1900/1901, 1920/1921, 1960/1961, 1961/1962, 1966/1967, 1980/1981, 1981/1982, 1990/1991 By rejecting non-essential cookies, Reddit may still use certain cookies to ensure the proper functionality of our platform. Q: Why do Tottenham fans suck at geometry? , Jon Hall (@castlefieldjon) October 11, 2017, Funny how a Tottenham man sugar cusses a west ham girl Brady on West Hams lack of trophies. Terry Venables was in charge and chose Gary Lineker to startfor Spurs up front, but the winner came via an own-goal as Des Walker put the ball in his own net. Kyle Bonn is a soccer content producer for The Sporting News. Q: Why do Tottenham blokes drink from a saucer? Spurs supporters were left annoyed over the message, as they insisted that it was an unnecessary cheap shot. A: Intelligent Tottenham supporters. Whats the difference between Liz Truss and Tottenham Hotspur?Liz Truss has no sons. Theres nothing to worry about, lad, said the elderly chap standing next to himIts like the bombs during the war. Shall I call your wife for you?" Spursalso lost in the 2015 edition, and in the 2009 final. When post for another football club, London Hotspur, was mistakenly delivered to North London the club changed their name to Tottenham Hotspur. However, as they have done for many years, Spurs bitter rivals Arsenal were quick to ask if this is an adequate replacement for a trophy the last piece of silverware Tottenham won was the 2008 League Cup, while their last league triumph came way back in 1961. not knowing where the noise came from, he glanced in his mirrors but still didn't see anything. He wants us to win the European Trophy, the dogs owner replies.The pub owner then asked what the dog says when Tottenham wins an away European match, to which the man replied, I dont know. He thought he would do a good deed, so he pulled over and asked the priest, "Where are you going, Father?" This service is provided on News Group Newspapers' Limited's Standard Terms and Conditions in accordance with our Privacy & Cookie Policy. Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. What do you call a dead Tottenham Fan in a closet?Last years winner of the hide and seek contest. The Blades entertain Tottenham this evening in the FA Cup fifth round. Well, were having trouble getting motivated for this game. With it, theysecured UEFA Cup qualification for the next season something that they had failed to do through their Premier League campaignas they finished 11th in the table. What trophies have Tottenham won? 40 FC Barcelona Jokes You Cannot Share With A Cule, 80 Football World Cup 2022 Jokes To Cheer Soccer Fans, 50 Funny Arsenal Jokes You Shouldnt Tell A Gunner. You can ask questions concerning the past, present, or future, whatever you want to know, but you only get one question per person for the sake of time.The Manchester United supporter pushes the other two aside and exclaims, God! When is Tottenham going to win a trophy? Cookie Notice A: Next week, we'll both be watching the Champions League final on television. A: Frequent Flyer Miles earn points. A: Because the cup's always in Manchester! "Then," says Mary, "I'd be a Tottenham Hotspur supporter." , to which God replied, In ten years. The disappointed admirer sulks away, exclaiming, Thats a shame; Ill probably be dead by then.The Arsenal fan and his walking cane push the first fan to the side as he sulks. Arsenal beating Everton to Gabriel proving vital, Liverpool need midfielders - but they need a new Van Dijk too, Five things Xavi must do to avoid another Barca crisis. A: Dress her in an Arsenal jersey! Be it the home match against Leicester City in the season 2015/16 or the away match in Europa League R16 at Zagreb in season 2020/21, Spurs find a way to cheer their rival fans.In the current season, Tottenhams last-minute failure against Sporting Lisbon extended Antonio Contes dreadful champions league record. West Ham fans have taken to Twitter to bemoan the fact that Lord Alan Sugar made a joke about them during last night's edition of The Apprentice. Juande Ramos' Tottenham team beat crosstown rivals Arsenal6-2 in the semi-final, earning them a clash against the Blues. To use social login you have to agree with the storage and handling of your data by this website. A: Every fall they go into hibernation. ", A third declared: "How embarrassing for Arsenal, that the official website has stooped to the banter levels of a twitter tween. "What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron, What would you be then?" A: Because you can park in the handicap zone! Having given themselves a shot at glory in this season's League Cup, Tottenham will be looking to recpature the last prize that they claimed. Tottenham's partnership with Dulux has not got off to the best of starts, with the paint company mocking the Premier League club over their empty trophy cabinet within minutes of a deal being announced. Copyright 2023 Sporting News Holdings Limited. Q: How do you casterate a Spurs supporter? Tottenham last won a major trophy in 2007-08 when they clinched the Football League Cup. What did the guy do when a kinky girl asked him to humiliate her?He bought her a Tottenham shirt. 67/68. An Arsenal fan is walking past White Hart Lane and sees three season tickets nailed to the wall. Despite the fact the sides redeveloped White Hart Lane stadium is not yet opened, andpotentially facing further delays until 2019, the shop is open for business as of Tuesday October 23. Keep up to date with all the latest Tottenham news and opinion by following SpursWebs Facebook, Twitter and Instagram accounts. He always reacts like that when we lose a match. Learn how your comment data is processed. Have a better joke about Tottenham to mock your mates? The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. Q: How do you keep a Spurs fan from masterbating? Spurs haven't won the top-flight league title since 1961, and have won just one trophy a League Cup in 2008 since 1991. ", A third added: "We could be battling relegation and I promise I will always find time to laugh at Spurs. Oh because Spurs have won loads recently..oh dear not a great gag, Ian Abrahams (Moose) (@BroadcastMoose) October 11, 2017, What a wanker @Lord_Sugar having a laugh about West Ham trophy cabinet! Tottenhams stadium is indeed one of the finest in the world and reportedly cost 1 billion to build. "That's no reason," she says loudly. Immediately the Jack Russell canine jumps up and shouts out, "Oh, no, not once more.". Mocking West Ham trophy cabinet when Spurs is positively bulging! While Tottenham remain a solid team in the Premier League and even made a Champions League Final in 2019, they have little hardware to show for it. English League Cup winner. Jokes4us.com Privacy Policy. Why did Antonio Conte buy his team all lighters?Because they kept losing all their matches. Emmanuel Adebayor He takes off his clothes for other men, and if they pay him enough money, he goes into the alley and performs sexual acts on them.' West Ham Place (@WestHamPlace) October 11, 2017. (@riftyarsenal), Dom(@thfcdom), Footy (@.footyvids0), afc_venji(@afc_venji), everton fan(@everton_content), jake_1726(@jake_1726), (@ftbl.clips100), Brian (@papichulobrian2), CR7 . Speaking before AC Milan's return leg in the last-16 Champions League tie against Tottenham in London, he added: 'I don't like the weather there. Here you'll find all collections you've created before. Even though he was certain that he had missed the guy, he still heard a loud THUD. ", Another said: "The fact Arsenal have to put that on their website shows how threatened they are of us nowadays. Q: Whats the difference between Tottenham Hotspur and a mosquito? Primary Opinion: Starter or super-sub; Where is Son most effective for Tottenham? Your email address will not be published. No sooner had Tottenham announced the opening of their brand spanking new megastore, Arsenal fans were on them. SW1882 Ltd - Suite 8 Homes House, 253 Cowbridge Road West, Cardiff, Wales, CF5 5TD A: I cry when I cut up onions People dont say they have never won a trophy it is more they have had teams in recent years able to win a trophy and failed to do so. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. How Tottenhams Kane, Son, and Lloris voted in the FIFA Football Awards 2022, Report: Bryan Gil could be marked by former Spurs teammate this weekend, Report: Everything indicates that 26-year-old will leave Spurs in summer Valued at 20.7m, Harry Kane explains what Spurs teammates have spoken about a lot recently, Report: Spurs expected to start talks with Barcelona for player in coming days. A: Because all the cups are in Manchester. Alan Sugar just slaggedoff West Ham to Karen Brady on the Apprentice. Johnny says; 'No, but I was too embarrassed to say he played for Tottenham Hotspur.' Q: What is the difference between a Tottenham supporter and a baby? The north Londoners cameclose to silverware again in 2019, when they reached the Champions League final in Madrid against Premier League rivals Liverpool, but ultimately lost 2-0. The Sporting News looks at the club's trophy record below. 01/02. "Yes" replies Emmanuel "you should have my details on your computer". Chelsea were defending champions of the trophy, having beaten Arsenal in the 2007 final. Q: What do you call a dead Tottenham Fan in a closet? Johnny comes to the front of the class. Why have Spurs announced that they are relaying the pitch at White Hart Lane with sheets of A4?Apparently, they can beat anyone on paper. Spurs say theirs is the largest retail space of any football club in Europe, which set a few Gooners on Twitter up better than Mesut Ozil ever could. "That's OK," replied the priest "I got him with the door." That 2008 League Cup is taking up a lot room in Tottenhams.#TheApprentice, James Sharpe (@TheSharpeEnd) October 11, 2017. I set my XBOX password to "Tottenhams Defense". 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